Yo Kitty, My N@%#a!

Um... Hello Kitty, the Gojira of commercial mascots in Japan and elsewhere, has decided to target young men for... I don't know what, but apparently if you're eighteen and maybe a little curious, there are some tees and undies with your name on 'em.

Seriously considering that Hello Kitty is perhaps one of the largest industries in Japan and perhaps the world, this is not supposed to come as a surprise, I guess... and if your homey wants to rock the HK boxers for that gangsta strut or perp walk, I don't have a problem with that >;)